Awright. So our venue, the A/C-less Sweat Records, is now so caliente that I can't even throw a "this place is effing hot!"-themed event there! Talk about spicy. I mean, go there and buy awesome loot... just don't pack the room with people and hot lights and expect anything other than a Turkish steam orgy.
Hell, I think jokes are funnier with a touch of heat stroke. It's like an instant bong rip! But alas, we live in such a litigious time, there would be several lawsuits for laugh-murder.
So what can we do? We can check out some other Miami comedy spots! Among them:
- Coral gable's Laughs on the Mile @ John Martin's Pub. Every Thursday @ 10pm. Free.
- Sunny Isles' Comedy Live! @ Kitchen 305. Every month. Free.
- Kendall's LaughBar @ the Sandbar. 2nd Monday of the month. Free.
- Midtown's Wanted Wednesdays @ The Lost and Found Saloon. Every 1st Wed. Free.
- Up north in Boca, the Funky Buddha every Wed. Free.
Also, we can party to support Sweat Records' last push to get a dope new A/C unit! There's a huge party and none-other than Iggy Pop will be there! Poppin' and lockin' with the Pop! It's August 22 @ the Awarehouse, a very cool venue where I once had the pleasure of doing stand-up at a fetish art show. August 22 - http://sweatrecordsmiami.c
And we can definitely stop making "I guess that's why they call it SWEAT Records!" jokes. You think we ain't heard that ish? Fo rilz! ... As for Casa, it should be back next month.
Hotter in the shade,
Daniel
It's so hot that Mr. Sass-Pants cannot concentrate! Forgetting your material is uncomfortable for everyones.
